Starring: Sandy Dempsey, Candy Samples, Roshell Rush, Thomas Stone
Description: Candy and her full 50 inches of tit return to give new meaning to the phrase ‘They don’t make ’em like they used to’! The biggest, meatiest and heaviest tits ever shake and bounce in 3 Candy-licious features! In Liberty, Candy as a horny actress who seduces a young sailor and teaches him how to handle her monstrous tits!
Genre: Adult | Comedy
Starring: Rene Bond, Margot Devletian, Penny King, Ric Lutze, Trish Prado, Paul Scharf, Bob Silvani
Description: A roving camera crew, doing a documentary on peeping toms, haunt garbage-strewn back alleyways. They interview a variety of degenerates (who look a little like Johnny Legend)
The first lunk is outfitted in a tattered straw hat, trenchcoat and huge dark shades. They catch him in the act and give him the third degree. (‘How long have you been peeping? Ever watch your sister get undressed?’) He briefly discusses his filthy habits then panics and runs away1 The camera pans into the window he was eyeballing and focuses on some hardcore lust courtesy of RENE BOND and a hired schlong.
After Rene blows his fuse we meet another bearded loon with glasses (do I detect a pattern here?). This guy’s much more amiable. He prefers ‘college girls’ and gives us a few helpful hints. Time for another sex tryst. A couple improvise some dialogue (bad move) then do the deed. Right in the middle the crew start asking questions. ‘Excuse me. do you mind people watching7’ ‘Not as long as they don’t interrupt.’ says loverboy.
The next prowler says peeping keeps him in shape. (He has taken up logging for easy getaways!) He prefers climbing up on rooftops with binoculars (‘If you don’t see any action at least the view is nice ”) This leads to another gash bash as two well-nippled tramps bump bushes. The End.
The Maharajah of Bangmor
Starring: Lagusa Bendova, Wilbur Ahole, Rick Conlin
Description: King Fucking Highness is joined by his trusty dwarf guard as they delve into his harem of dancing girls. When intruders stumble upon his desert palace they’re punishment is swift, they must join in. This cult film shows you how the swingers of the seventies threw an orgy.
Starring: Tracy Handfuss, John Paul Jones, Diana Hardy, Margot Devletian, Robin Stone, Dimitri Roxoff, William Margold, Alan Sinclair, Roger Diamond, Angel Horn, Uschi Digard, Becky Sharpe, Nancy Martin, Kathy Hilton, Gene Rowland
Description: USCHI DIGART happily murders a man by smothering his face in her tits. She also starts to have sex with another guy when he squeezes her right boob and ‘ Pow! ‘ it explodes with a puff of smoke and the guy is shot in the head! But wait, wait, there’s more’. A gal named Babe Piranha (!) has a mouth full of vampire-like teeth (!!), and her specialty is, of course, chomping off dicks (!!!)’. Best of all, KATHY HILTON shoots bullets from her vagina! Honest. She’s in the middle of a threesome with two men when, after using her hair to strangle the stud beneath her, the guy behind her notices a string dangling out of her ussypay. He pulls on it and smoke comes flying out of her twat as we hear the sound of a gunshot and the guy slumps over with a big bloody hole in his head: ‘I told you there was a string attached!
And that’s just some of the twisted joys on display in The Goddaughter, a surprisingly obscure sex film considering the cast, violence, and sick jokes. Fortunately, Something Weird is here to offer you a film you can’t refuse
Gorge Profonde / Deep Throat
Genre: Feature, Classic
Starring: Linda Lovelace, Carol Connors, Dolly Sharp, Bob Phillips, Harry Reems, John Byron, Jack Birch, Ted Street, William Love
Description: Linda, frustrated that her hugely energetic sex life leaves her unsatisfied, seeks medical help. The doctor informs her that the reason for her problem is that her clitoris is mistakenly located at the back of her throat ‘ but there is a very simple remedy, which the doctor, and various other men, proceed to demonstrate
Les Felines / The Felines
Genre: Adult | Drama
Starring: Janine Reynaud … Maude
Jacques Insermini … Olivier
Nathalie Zeiger … Florence
Pauline Larrieu … Claire
Georges Gu’ret … Patrick
Description: A French sex film like only the French can do! Oliver has a wife and a mistress’quell surprise!! Maude,his wife, decides to let him have his fun as long as she can control them. She brings Florence, a very attractive 18 year old, to live with them and to seduce Oliver. The plan works, and Oliver soon gives up his mistress for the younger Florence. As the plot develops, Florence not only captivates and controls Oliver, but Maude as well.
Wendy’s Naughty Night
Genre: Classic, Drama
Starring: Justine D’Ore, Lynn Harris, Kathy Hilton, Terri Johnson, John Paul Jones, Eve Orlon, Duane Paulsen, Linda York
Description: Wendy is a sexy, sensual, long-haired hippie chick supporting her writer-boyfriend both financially and sexually. Seems Wendy may have some emotional issues to deal with evidenced by the scars on her wrists and the weekly visit to her shrink. In this session, Wendy details her first lesbian encounter at the age of 18. Upon returning home, Wendy discovers her sister and a male partner in carnal embrace. Finally, Wendy allows her boyfriend the ultimate access to her body. It’s the final, face-contorting act of pleasure before Wendy pulls out a .357 Magnum for a little game of Russian roulette.
Meatball / Hamburger / Preparation X
Genre: All Sex, Classic
Starring: Scene Breakdowns:
Scene 1. Andrea True, Harry Reems
Scene 2. Tina Russell, Andrea True, Harry Reems
Scene 3. Lotta Semen, Andrea True, Marc Stevens
Scene 4. Tina Russell, Jason Russell
Scene 5. Lotta Semen, Andrea True, Marc Stevens, Les Hassel
Scene 6. Hadda Climax, Tina Russell, Lotta Semen, Andrea True, Marc Stevens, Jason Russell, Harry Reems, Les Hassel
Scene 7. Andrea True, guy
Description: Doctor Schmock, his nurse and another woman all have an incredible need for sexual fulfillment. The good doctor proceeds to make them some kind of Swedish meat balls that give them an incredible need for sex.
Genre: All Sex, Classic
Starring: Scene Breakdowns:
Scene 1. Carol Connors
Scene 2. Carol Connors, Jack Birch
Scene 3. Carol Connors, Melody Marie
Scene 4. Carol Connors, Melody Marie, Marc Brock
Scene 5. Lynn Nelson
Scene 6. Carol Connors, Lynn Nelson
Scene 7. Melody Marie, Marc Brock
Scene 8. Lynn Nelson, Jack Birch
Scene 9. Carol Connors, Melody Marie, Marc Brock
Scene 10. Carol Connors, Lynn Nelson, Melody Marie, Marc Brock
Ramage / Mobility Cathexis
Starring: Anama Anis, Buddy Sigmund
Description: Follow the sexy adventures of a tripped out flower child as she makes her way from lover to lover in search of the ultimate sex thrill.